moonblossom:

gears-keep-turning:

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

I’m on very little sleep and this just made me laugh for a solid 5 or 6 minutes

I am seriously laughing so hard I was nearly just sick to my stomach. I think I need to go to bed XD

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theheartmaid:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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posted 41 minutes ago with 237,955 notes via sherlockformedontbefictional ( source cumber-bitches )

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

posted 1 hour ago with 34,309 notes via a-potter-head ( source takenbythe-wind )

lameboob:

they worked so hard to slip that in

posted 1 hour ago with 1,429 notes via cumbersomecumberbatch ( source lameboob )

Thank you so much for coming.

posted 1 hour ago with 19,337 notes via ccumberbatches ( source levistrahovski )

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

posted 1 hour ago with 64,132 notes via johnlockismylife ( source julialolol )
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perlockholmes:

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

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witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

posted 3 hours ago with 19,276 notes via sherlockedcumberbabe ( source witness-protection-with-wings )
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