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boobsmcbalrog:

I have spent tens of thousands of dollars on art school. This lets me know I’m doing something good with my choices.

what the fuck. what the fuck? art school should have paid you tens of thousands of dollars. what the heck. 

posted 15 minutes ago with 24,229 notes via 243differenttypesoftobaccoash ( source boobsmcbalrog )

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thelandofslumpalump:

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magic

How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard

posted 25 minutes ago with 40,320 notes via 243differenttypesoftobaccoash ( source postllimit )

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

posted 25 minutes ago with 298,777 notes via 243differenttypesoftobaccoash ( source whiteboyfriend )
posted 25 minutes ago with 9,327 notes via 243differenttypesoftobaccoash ( source oldpeoplefacebook )

yup, that’s me!

posted 45 minutes ago with 116,813 notes via baenedictcumberdamn ( source ruinedchildhood )

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

posted 58 minutes ago with 356,101 notes via deductiontoseduction ( source stickyembraces )

unclefather:

i’m scared of little kids because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose

posted 58 minutes ago with 6,508 notes via andrewscottinmypants ( source unclefather )

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

image

posted 1 hour ago with 37,557 notes via notmartinfreeman ( source seriousjones )

safesext:

NO CHILL

posted 1 hour ago with 7,131 notes via cumbersomecumberbatch ( source safesext )

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

posted 1 hour ago with 15,369 notes via andrewscottinmypants ( source findmedownsouth )
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